rocketpowers:

there are teenagers who have unprotected sex but have a case for their iphone

just let that sink in

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raddestbabe:

everyone’s having their mid-life crises at like 19

(via unsmokable)

I wonder if anybody’s actually had feelings for me, like actually got upset or mad over little things I did and got jealous and confused over me and thought about me on a regular basis. I feel like I’m the only person that ever really cares about anyone and that nobody’s ever felt that way for me.

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jpgay:

*turns into a tree to avoid responsibilities*

(via pizza)

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ik-zie-u-graag:

I WAITED THE WHOLE YEAR TO POST THIS!!!!

ik-zie-u-graag:

I WAITED THE WHOLE YEAR TO POST THIS!!!!

(via captain-amehlika)

marinashutup:

dashdrive:

you gotta be careful with girls named katherine because it could be spelled katherine or kathryn or catherine cathryn katherin kcatcheyn ckathcryrn catrchckern kathtrine 

(via captain-amehlika)

ollygollymolly:

This is my proudest moment.

ollygollymolly:

This is my proudest moment.

(via captain-amehlika)

utter-fucktard:

If a 7 year old realises gender stereotyping is wrong and you don’t, something is very wrong with you.

utter-fucktard:

If a 7 year old realises gender stereotyping is wrong and you don’t, something is very wrong with you.

(via captain-amehlika)

figurants:

some people were born today. hello babies welcome to the earth. you missed a bunch of stuff while you were busy not existing. jbiebs did some things you would not believe

(via eatpizzas)

rabioheab:

calling people on the phone is more stressful than open heart surgery 

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