solluxcraptor:

"you’re too cute to be single!"

then date me

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howstufftwerks:

noddin’ ma head like yea

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movin’ ma hips like h*ck yea

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(via pizza)

nicotinerampage:

telemiscommunication:

telemiscommunication:

Fairy World?

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Scary World

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You’re not that scary.

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Well, here’s a picture of your grandma’s feet! 

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It burns! 

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Fairy World?

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Hairy World.

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Dairy World?

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Hairy World.

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Oh, darn it!

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you know you’ve seen that show too many times when you read all that in their voices.

(via unshaped)

spongebob:

gerardkingofhell:

softroot:

Sometimes i forget scallops swim like this its hilarious

I THOUGHT THAT ONLY HAPPENED ON SPONGEBOB

spongebob:

gerardkingofhell:

softroot:

Sometimes i forget scallops swim like this its hilarious

I THOUGHT THAT ONLY HAPPENED ON SPONGEBOB

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jalexinwonderland:

crywonk:

averytare:

man girls are gorgeous

alright this could mean one of two things

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(via pizza)

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cybersleepover:

seven days without a pun makes one weak

(via unsmokable)

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lizardslut:

IM FUCKING CACKLING LMG

(via penishole)